Fried Chicken

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) released a statement that cited a somewhat ambiguous study on the effects of eating chicken while pregnant. According to PETA, women who consume chicken while pregnant run the risk of shortening their male offspring’s penis.

Associate Director of Campaigns, Lindsay Rajt, recently reached out to Drew Cerza, the founder of the National Buffalo Festival that took place this weekend, with an open letter posted to the organization’s website.

“I’m reaching out again to ask you at least to take steps to ensure the safety of pregnant women by barring them from taking part in your contests. As I will explain, consuming poultry while pregnant may lead to birth defects in utero, including smaller-than-average penises for newborn boys. I think we can agree that embarrassment and insecurity are no small matters.”

PETA wants to make sure that its propaganda it’s loaded with sexual innuendo; although, this letter explicitly tells expectant mothers to worry about their son’s virility:

“Findings published by the Study for Future Families showed that eating poultry during pregnancy may lead to smaller penis size in male infants. Looking at dairy products, eggs, fish, fruit, bird meat, potatoes, tomatoes, vegetables, and red meat, researchers found the most significant link between chicken consumption and decreased penis size because of a chemical compound found in the meat. Furthermore, evidence indicates that heterosexual women’s sexual satisfaction depends in part on their partner’s penis size.”

PETA is known to get creative when it comes to protesting any unethical treatment for animals, but this is definitely a new angle they’re taking here.

Shanna H. Swan, Ph. D., conducted the research that PETA is citing in their letter, but she says that the link between chicken wings and genital size is “very tenuous.”

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  1. They will have to say “With the exception of Black men” if they want anyone to believe their BS

    • a man’s penis size is dictated by the father that is all and coined this nature

    • Hey Angie,maybe u missed that chunky white boy BIG JASON who was stopped in the airport THEY thought he was carrying a weapon in his pants and he was, He has the biggest D**K on the planet 13.5 inches by 8 inches round an for the record NOT every black guy has a big d**k,PUT THAT MYTH WITH “ALL BLACK PEOPLE EAT WATERMELON CHICKEN” Next time you and the all black girls club get together yall google Jason just look up biggest D**k
      Dumma$$ tree huggers in PETA make up sh#t left an right

  2. This is all stupid. I can’t even digest this. My brain rejects.

  3. face palm total face palm on this humans over all are omnivores we eat the pleasant lot that includes meat fish dairy vegetables and even whole grains boy and these are the people who attacked the president for swatting a fly and the nintendo franchise for mario brothers abject silliness is still abject silliness

  4. That sounds like some commy BS!

  5. well consider this i’m not ever having kid’s and how does peta know that did they do a survey did they participate in a scientific study no they did not they instead took some bogus claim and ran with it like usual what’s next peta wiping your butt causes cancer brushing your teeth causes a woman’s tit’s to disappear ugh

  6. WUT ??

    peta activists probably have realized by now that this bullshit has left them without followers 🙂

    this is so funny

  7. Thank you PETA for again pushing rational people away from your organization. Bravo.

  8. I wonder if PETA ever realizes that they are all looked at as idiotic children. Get over yourselves PETA, NOBODY CARES!!

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