3. Jessica Alba in People: (of her sweet pregnant belly) “There’s no hiding the bump. […] They don’t make clothes for women with giant beer guts.”

Dear Jessica, if you cannot tell the difference between a beer gut and a baby then you have drunk too many of the former and have no business carrying the latter. But seriously, stop it. I know it’s super trendy right now to say “I went all 9 months and all I had to do was ride my jeans a little lower!” but maternity clothes exist for a reason and I think they’re pretty darn cute these days. You don’t have to love being pregnant – heaven knows I didn’t – but be proud of your beautiful bump. How many other people can say they grew ears today?