2. Carry your baby everywhere. Don’t be lazy and waste money on a $1000 Bugaboo stroller. Imagine how much weight you’ll be burning, carrying a growing baby on you 24/7. And if you aren’t a first time mom, carry your other kid or kids on you. Duct tape is excellent and offers a new way to do attachment parenting. With them duct taped to you, you won’t have the urge to take them off immediately when you start getting too lazy to carry that 10, 30, 50, 70lb extra of offspring. Duct tape hurts to take off anyway, so it will discourage you to do detachment parenting.

3. Do Pilates and yoga that is tailored for us postpartum period mamas. Everyone’s doing it and it will be assumed that you can and will do that same. It doesn’t matter that access to these exercises programs are $50 to $100 an hour or that they assume your are a white privileged suburban house mom who has the geographical and financial privilege to hire a personal coach. All you have to do is want it bad enough and manifest this reality and you’ll get it. Visualization is key to this. For example, my friend Grace Poor, an African American woman living in a food desert (no people, not food ‘dessert’) and makes $8/hr working in a factory with poor ventilation and lots of sexual harassment, gave birth last week. For some reason, she can’t do yoga or Pilates, even though I told her she just has to manifest it and want it bad enough. Yeah, she had to go back to work 3 days after giving birth and works two shifts in a row. But, whatever. I guess she’s just too lazy to manifest and visualize abundance.

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  1. Nope. This article makes me want to gain 300 lbs just to piss people off. First of all…ole girl is 30…not 40 like a lot of new moms out there who have gone to school, made a career and waited until they had a stable relationship with a good home b4 they just popped a baby out. If we all just had babies when we were teenagers….who would need weight watches..????

    Beyonce wears million dollar shoes she can not pronounce and a chef. For any celebrity who can afford the latest lazer lipo AT HOME..to parade their new body to millions of women who are struggling to put food on the table is sicking.

    • LMAO!!!!!!! Breast feed everybodies baby!!!!!!!!!! LLOLOLOL!!!! LOVES IT!!!!!

      Sorry…I love the article itself….hate the fat bashing of new moms. When did this trend start anyway where women are expected to look like superheros 10 minutes after giving birth.

  2. Beyonce and her body is million dollar investment. If anyone had the resources that she has, coupled with the pressure she has placed on her, then we all would be able to bounce back from pregnancy weight gain

  3. I’m happy that Beyonce has a healthy baby girl! But do we have to read about the “amazing bodies of the Super-rich?” Duh…?? If every new Mom had chefs, nannies, and posterpedic mattresses waiting after birth, weight watchers would be out of business!

  4. Beyonce … That bitch never gave birth…. Who in the hell hair stay curled after hours of labor… Smh
    And pulse she haven’t had any weight to loses y she wasn’t pregnant … Talking about how she had to loss 60 lbs bitch plz… Go kill ur self..

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