Obesity is on the rise — and it’s no surprise, when you consider the popularity of giant burgers, super-sugary snacks, and the latest round of deep-fried concoctions to hit the state fair circuit.

According to the NY Daily News, stuffed crust pizza has hit an all time low … or high, depending on how you want to look at it.

Across the pond, Pizza Hut U.K. is introducing the hot dog stuffed crust pizza. Unfortunately, this All American pie isn’t available yet stateside.

This newest artery-clogging pizza will now be added to the Triple Stuffed Oreo Cookies, Luther Burgers, and Grilled Cheese Texas Toast Hamburgers as some of the worst humans can come up with to dull the pain of whatever one might be going through.

But we can’t get too down on the creators of this madness for there must be a market for “food” like this considering that more and more “Frankenfoods” keep being marketed. For example, a man suffered an apparent heart attack while eating a “Triple Bypass Burger” at the Heart Attack Grill in Las Vegas, yet no one stopped going to this joint or eating food that may harm a person.

People should have the choice to do whatever they want with their health, but that doesn’t mean we can’t give Pizza Hut a collective, bougie-girl “Do Better!”