Chris Brown is using the most adorable creatures on earth to help rehab his image a little further and make some quick bucks while doing it. Instead of investing in a clothing line or bottles of “premium” vodka, the international R&B star’s newest venture appears to be selling puppies.

Over the weekend, Brown’s mother, Joyce, announced on Twitter that her son’s selling pups. “CHRIS BROWN PUPPIES FOR SALE,” Joyce tweeted. “GO TO cbbreeds.webs.com.”

According to reports, while webs.com is a free web domain most people wouldn’t associate with a Grammy-award winning artist, it doesn’t appear to be a joke.

According to his website, Brown’s available puppies — mostly pit bulls — include four females, named Princess, Precious, Pretty and Beauty, and four males, named Fortune, Music, Jett and Freedom.

The puppies, who sell for $1000 each, are purportedly healthy and come with current vaccinations, pet registration, a health guarantee, a veterinary exam, and a four generation performance pedigree. There is no mention of spay or neuter, so the puppies are presumably intact.

I’m sure there will be lots of T.E.A.M. Breezy stans in line to receive their first CB Breeds pup.

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2 Comments

  1. Dude is an idiot. His homie probably just got a litter and asked him to help him sell it. He going to be the first person saying he don’t have any accountability when something goes wrong. He and Rihanna are just begging for attention.

  2. Ignorant, irresponsible, stupid. Someone who could care less about the millions and millions of homeless dogs in the world. Disgusting.

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